THE PRE-VMA Parties - Stuff Magazine

After the last guest walked the Red Carpet at Nick Lacey's Party (Amanda Fields of "Project Runway")Ice T, his wife Coco and the twins leaving Nick Lachey's Party with their Style Villa gift bags. I went over to the Stuff Magazine party Hosted by Jeramie DuPree where the guest of honor was Janet Jackson. Now I know I have seen Janet before, and I try not to duplicate the stars, but the picture I have of Janet isn't the best as she is about 2 feet away from my lens and a close up Janet is scary. Janet should be viewed from about 5 feet away, full length in all her glory. So that is why I waited 3 hours and this is what I got. First up, Party crashers. They didn't get in. Thank god it was a warm night otherwise the chick in her underwear might have gotten a cold. Actually some in this group did get in as they knew one of the rappers, but the other hanger ons, like the chick in the underwear, did not get in. For once she couldn't use her fine hot body to social climb. Behind me was a window that had a sign outside that said Glass. For the longest time I couldn't figure out why it was there. Then a few girls came to use the bathrooms (see where the door is ajar). I then realized what was glass on our side was a mirror to them. They could not see out, or hear anything (3 inches thinkc we were told). So while we were waiting for anyone, somebody please, to show up for the Stuff Magazine party, we watch girls and guys at the unisex bathroom wash their faces, pop their pimples, pull wedgies out, ask their friends if their butts looked big in these pants, it was kinda funny.Jason Wahler - Munky from Korn was so drunk he had to be helped out by minders. This was one of the few times he could stand up straight. It was a sad sight. I guess they wouldn't have gotten in the parties without dragging his drunk ass around. Topher Grace decided not to walk the Red Carpet, but I was able to ask him for a photo. A rapper, I have no idea who it is, but it was a rapper and I liked his buddies jacket. Finally Jeremy Dupree showed up (far rt lower corner), bummer no Janet and I realized I picked the wrong damn party to stalk at. I run into the paparazzi pen to talk to my friend Janet. She agrees this is the worst party she's been to in a long time. Then another Pap, Carole tells us that across town, it was a little crazier at Pharrell Williams' soiree at Chinatown Brasserie. I grab my peeps and we are off to the 3rd party of the night. It doesn't matter that it's Midnight and tomorrow is a work day.