Put Away the Champagne, Lindsay Lohan gets off easy

The long arm of the law has stopped just short of charging Lindsay Lohan with any felonies, I think Lindsay got pretty lucky because it sounds like she’ getting off on a bunch of technicalities. They’re saying they can’t prove she was in possession of the drug, which doesn’t really make sense, there were problems with the way the drugs were seized and the amount of cocaine she had on her was below the limit for a felony. Lohan – who was wearing an alcohol detection anklet – when arrested was booked for DUI, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine. In each incident, the amounts tested were below the .05 grams required for felony charges, according to the district attorney's office...Police tests revealed that a white powder in Lohan's purse was .04 grams of cocaine. Um, so the difference here was a hundredth of a gram? Luck of the Irish!

Looks like she was right when she told those guys (that she took hostage) that she wouldn't get in trouble, because she's famous.