New York is getting smaller by the minute... Oh to be a fly on the wall on the 47th floor of WTC 7 at the Calvin Klein Party with guests like Brandon Davis, Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan and Brandon's ex Mischa Barton all at the same party.
First to arrive was Mischa Barton with a small entourage of friends. She seemed to be in good spirits unaware of the guests that would be lurking behind her.
Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan with a huge entourage. I'm not even sure if she saw the fresh from Rehab, bloated looking Elvis in the latter years scumbag, beyond her "people", but her exit from the party at 1AM was well choreographed as she left about 10 minutes after his circus drove off in their various cars headed for Skylight. She was on her way to Bungalow 8.
It's well-documented by now what Brandon Davis was filmed saying about Lindsay Lohan (see YouTube.com) -- lengthy and numerous rants disparaging her private parts and their cleanliness, announcing that he is disgusted with how poor she is because she is only worth $7 million, and spitting that he would never, ever sleep with her, before asking the videographer, "Would YOU [sleep with] her?" All the while Paris Hilton is choking on her own laughter, because there's nothing at all trashy about her. He too arrived with a shockingly large entourage which were all allowed access. Quite a turn-around from last Saturday nights party where he couldn't even gain access to the Mario Testino/French Vogue Party until Nicky Hilton came out and talked to the Velvet Rope guys.
OK it was only the fake Paris, Tara Reid, but imagine LL's and Mischa faces when she walked in about 15 minutes after Brandon.